At the top of the list was Arturo
He was a veritable conjuror
Total precision,
His ultimate vision,
Is what he accomplished with furor.
The London Philharmonics’s Beecham
Would over and over beseech them
And a super adagio
Without any bravaccio
He was finally able to teach them.
The Proms’s old favorite, Woods
Never failed to deliver the goods
With Mozart and Strauss
He brought down the house
He knew all the musts and the shoulds.
I’ve almost forgotten Levine
Who conducts for the old Met divine
Aida, both Figaros.
He is very vigorous
And gives all those operas a shine.
The name of Herbert von Karajan
Is renowned, but I’m not a fan, man
His unbridled ego
Would never let me go
To his concerts though truly Himalayan.
In total contrast Abbado
Conducted without such bravado
With utter finesse
Like a move in chess
(The only rhyme I can think of’s avocado——).
And then there’s curly old Rattle
Who was faced in Berlin with a battle
The flautist a rumor?
We’ll take it with humor
Let’s assume it was only some prattle.
I want to mention Klemperer Otto
“play slower” was obviously his motto
It took the spark
Out of Mozart’s art
You can tell he’s bit staid from his photo.
There are so many more, Mehta, Mutti,
I should really limerick them tutti-
Neville Mariner, Kleiber,
(Who merits a better scriber
Than me) his sound was so fruity-
Wilhelm F. of course is another,
Whose work I would really rather
Not praise too highly-
I thought him very wily
And Beethoven he thought of as his brother….
I don’t want to omit Kurt Masur
Whose reading of Bach is so mature..
Leipzig was his venue
Baroque and Brahms his menu.
His music was moving and pure.